Because I’ve always wanted to see Alex’s name in the credits. Maybe someday we will!
LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, CUNTFLAPS! WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID MY YMCA HAD ONE OF THESE FUCKERS. KIDS LITERALLY HAD TO BE TIMED SO THEY DIDN’T TEAR EACHOTHER’S PRE-PUBESCENT DICKS OFF FIGHTING OVER THIS SHIT. FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES YOU WERE QUEEN BITCH AND EVERYONE ELSE WERE PLASTIC CHAIRLESS SCUM MOTHERDICKER, IT GOT SO UGLY THAT SOMEONE GOT BANNED FOR FIGHING OVER IT SO THEY SNUCK IN DURING RECESS AND STABBED IT TO DEATH. THEY MASSACRED AN INFLATABLE SEATING OBJECT BECAUSE THEY COULD NO LONGER SIT IN IT FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. SHITS FUCKED UP I’M FUCKED UP
People are asking me if I was the one who stabbed it to death
Keep your snoopin heads out of shit you can’t handle
windows 8 can suck my dick
I can’t believe how far technology has come
So on Christmas I get this
and New Years I get this
My family is really going to question my sanity on the holidays.
Sherlock having a chat with his mother
*flails arms* this is the third Meryl Streep as mummy Holmes thing that has been on my dash today and it just keeps getting better.
ah yes, a good bedtime story *pulls up hardcore 18+ fanfic*
HE’S ALL GROWED UP
He’s 23 and he looks 16, the fuck bro?
so i was wearing this today
and it felt kinda familiar so i adjusted the shirt
put my hair down and accessorized
BOOM KIM POSSIBLE
OMG WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES
because you actually look like a hella attractive accurate version of kim possible
14-16/ Sherlock BBC Caps